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Have you Seen Us?
You may have seen this cute little guy roaming the streets of NH, Maine, Vermont and Southern Maine. There is an easy way to lure this local critter into your own driveway. You don’t have to feed him, he’s pretty self-sufficient. All you have to do is put a call in to:
1-800-I FACE IT
And that beautiful van will come running right over to your home! Having this guy in your driveway will tell everyone in your neighborhood that you are the savvy homeowner who takes pride of ownership by getting a brand new kitchen!
Warning: Neighbors may get green with envy.
